April 19, 2014 / 1:56AM 581,944 notes

deans-pudding:

“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”

For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

i cant handle this 

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April 17, 2014 / 1:18AM 497,359 notes

demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

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April 16, 2014 / 12:56AM 5,498 notes

thedisneygeekette:

disneylandguru:

Donald Duck leading a parade of Ducks in Disneyland.

No need to admit it. We know this has made your day. Don’t mention it.. XD 
°o° 

thedisneygeekette:

disneylandguru:

Donald Duck leading a parade of Ducks in Disneyland.

No need to admit it. We know this has made your day. Don’t mention it.. XD 

°o° 

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April 16, 2014 / 12:52AM 286,220 notes

nue:

i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

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April 16, 2014 / 12:50AM 261,045 notes

chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

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April 14, 2014 / 10:28PM 68,766 notes

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April 14, 2014 / 10:20PM 116,892 notes

captaincatwoman:

disneygirlwithablog:

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that Amy Adams had to hold a live fish in her mouth. A LIVE FREAKING FISH

Let’s talk about the fact that the receptionist is Jodie Benson, the voice of Ariel.

This will forever be my favorite feel good movie.

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March 31, 2014 / 12:39AM 270,508 notes

oftwelve:

iguainh:

angrybisexualcesium:

mydesires-br:

Guilherme Leão he is from the brazilian subway security from the city of São Paulo and is also a model (1/2)

i’m laughing

guess who’s going to Brazil

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March 27, 2014 / 9:50PM 160 notes
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March 24, 2014 / 9:44PM 641,234 notes

stoneandbloodandwater:

how to walk like a queen [x]

Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:

One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.

Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks. 

CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.

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March 12, 2014 / 8:50PM

Completed the Tongariro Crossing in 7.5hours! Huge ass accomplishment 😄 Began the hike at 8.30am and ended at 4pm. Took lots of breaks in between when the climb became super exhausting but i still completed it within my target. HAPPY!!

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God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out.

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this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard

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February 27, 2014 / 11:52PM 85,586 notes

biteythevillain:

yo ladies if any dude ever tries 2 give u shit about anything just remember female tyrannosaurs were 10-30% bigger than males. if a male fucked up 65 million years ago he’d get his head bit off. 65 million years later u can still do the same fuckin thing. be a trex. eat any dude that ever gives u shit.

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February 27, 2014 / 11:50PM 298 notes

dauntless-duckling:

My heart hurts

dauntless-duckling:

My heart hurts

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